"Regretting him was like wishing you never found out love could be that strong"

 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

(Source: cineraria)

amandasoncrant:

roachpatrol:

headcanonish:

steampunktendencies:

Jellyfish Air Plants (PetitBeast)

Some magical experiments with plants and other living creatures produce dangerous chimeras. Others produce simple pleasures welcome in any wizarding home.

this is fucking absurd i want a million gazillion

87daysbefore RACHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alottaheart:

tha-shaolin-assassin:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

dprobeats:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

What are the insurance and retirement benefits like? Tell me more about the vacation policy.

do i have to take a drug test of this position or…

I need a time & a date for the interview

attached is pictures of the primest blunts i’ve rolled and ive sent one for you to try.

alottaheart:

tha-shaolin-assassin:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

dprobeats:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

What are the insurance and retirement benefits like? Tell me more about the vacation policy.

do i have to take a drug test of this position or…

I need a time & a date for the interview

attached is pictures of the primest blunts i’ve rolled and ive sent one for you to try.

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

ask-demon-connie-springles:

ashighasginger:

mattharv666:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit

Best mother award

Look how cute she is!!!